Friday, August 26, 2011

Jury Freakin Duty

WATCH THE SEINFELD VIDEO with Elaine Benes ... just change the setting to a courtroom, the woman to me, the animals to the attorneys ...

Beautiful sunshine and no humidity outside the courthouse.

Civil suit.

5 attorneys.

Can a wife sue her husband when she willingly climbed aboard his motorcycle???

Attorneys disagree several times and have to step outside the courtroom. Hurry the f up!

Where do I look, because I feel like I am staring at people?

What do you mean we are taking an hour break for lunch?? Let's get this thing movin!!

No, I would not want me to be on the jury to decide what "percentage" of blame should be assigned!!!

People need to take responsibility for their own actions. Maybe the wife should sue herself for riding with her incompetent husband.

That man's shoulders are covered with dandruff. Ewww.

We live in a country where we can sue for anything we want, like the coffee being too hot.

Oh pleeeeeease let me go!!!!

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